I'm a geeky scientist from London, UK. This is a bunch of things I find funny and/or cute and/or arousing and/or interesting.
u ever look at pics of ur bf/gf and be like
i did fuckin good
All the time <3 He’s the only weirdo for me!
Take A Drink:
-Erik finds a new love. Drink twice if they’re blind/handicapped/have their own deformity.
-Character named Rose, Angel, Melody, Lotte, Aria, or any variation thereof
-Raoul is a douchebag
-Erik has offspring
-New character that is a relative of an existing character. (Drink twice if they have one of the names listed above)
-Every time Christine’s eyes are described as being larger than her head
-Song lyric quote
-pointless token French phrases (“Mon Ange”, “Ma Cherie”, “Mon Amour”, etc)
-Drink again if the token French phrase is pointlessly translated
Finish Your Drink:
-Christine/Erik wedding scene
-Complete play-by-play reenactment of a movie scene, but with different characters. (or the same. idgaf)
-Poorly written sex scene that comes out of nowhere
-Raoul conveniently dies offscreen and is never mentioned again
- Title/chapter derived from a lyric/name of a song from the musical
- Erik’s murder record is somehow retconned
- Overelaborate and unneccessary description of delectable meals
- Erik stalks everyone, always, apparently (especially new, young OC’s)
- And everyone lives inside the opera house, like it’s a self-sustaining commune
- Blatant anachronism
- Gets dates/setting wrong (is it Populaire or Garnier?) because author isn’t quite sure which ‘verse fic is set in
"i think i have o.c.d. because i keep my room really clean"
"they ran out of cake-pops at starbucks i’m so depressed"
"i stayed up till like 3 am i swear i have insomnia"
"ugh my parents are so bipolar"
"i can never pay attention in class i think i have a.d.h.d"
"omg i’m so retarded"